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When cheese grows on trees I'm singing "Sucka, Please" Tonight I'm gonna take all the cheese nuts Stack'em in a pile Shove'em up yer butt with a smile On my cheese stained lips When cheese grows on trees I'm singing "Mutha Fucker, Please!" Tonight I'm gonna take all the cheese nuts Stack'em in a pile Shove'em up yer butt with a smile On my cheese stained lips All your moms were lesbians And both your dads were gay I'm just stuck here riding through my mind Cruisin' a dream boat floating through the 70's prime Hanging out w both your mom's When cheese grows on trees I'm singing "Sucka, Please" Someday I'm gonna go out in the world and meet a girl She's gonna walk straight up to me With the breath of cheese.. With the breath of cheese.. And we'll make sharp cheddar, cheesy little breezy babies All your moms were lesbians And both your dads were gay I'm just stuck here riding through my mind On a dream boat floating through the 70's prime Hanging out with both your moms Hanging out with both your moms
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Da-da-la-da-da-da-da Da-da-la-da-da-da-da Da-da-la-da-da-da-da Da-da-la-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da You call that a jacuzzi I call that a big fucking hole in your yard I built this... A-poozie My futon stretches out for yards I found scenes that I'm losing A battle I never cared about I had it, Just a habit.. Just a fad.. It Would never get my heart Da-da-la-da-da-da-da Da-da-la-da-da-da-da Da-da-la-da-da-da-da Da-da-la-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da The bruises on the staining My floozie all over my tarp I love it, I hate it.. I used it then deflated it It's working.. It's not twerking Perks up it's ears and captures my.. Attention.. A pension.. A bench player trying to find the spark Da-da-la-da-da-da-da Da-da-la-da-da-da-da Da-da-la-da-da-da-da Da-da-la-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da Easy on the gas Only had cash on hand for one mask Ripped right from my hands All my thoughts shot out like rubber bands It works me Just like turkey The Tryptophan surrounds my heart Adult war A swell burden This turd end makes me feel a farce You built your gigantic castle Yer a fucking asshole I hope it falls apart Da-da-la-da-da-da-da Da-da-la-da-da-da-da Da-da-la-da-da-da.... Easy on the gas Only had cash on hand for one mask Ripped out from my hands All my thoughts shot out like rubber bands So we cut natures cord right from our bellies clean Invested in mass electronics for online magazines Now we dream in social media.. pictures of the past Status updates, comment threads and Kim Kardashian's ass Crammed into your mouth All the polar bears are heading south Look up towards the sky If we can fly to mars then we won't die So we cut natures cord right from our bellies clean Invested in mass electronics for online magazines Now we dream in social media.. pictures of the past Status updates, comment threads and Kim Kardashian's ass Every time you log it in Those bastards know just where you been How can you not stop? You call that a jacuzzi I call that a big fucking hole in your yard You built your gigantic castle Yer a fucking asshole I hope it falls apart
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released April 26, 2019

M.A.R.C. HORSEJERK ~ Vox, Guitars, Foot Drums, Keys, Flutes, Piano, Percussion, Drum Kit on 12, Drum programming on 4, Handclaps, Wrist Technique, Special Sauce, Hating on Stan

TAWNY WINUFER SANDASIN ~ Bass, Foot Tambourine, Suds, Derby Days

TOOTS/TATER ~ Guitars, Banjo, Backing Vox, Piano, Lotion, Unicorn Movies

TWIGGY BARNDUST ~ Washboard, Glockenspiel, Hi-Hat Tambourine, Percussion, Tip Jar, Pest Control

(Live band)
MOUSE MILK ~ Viola, Keys, Non-Verbal Communication, Lipstick,

BOBBY BUTTS ~ Electric Guitar, Horn Dawg, Percussion, Homes & Garden Gnomes

Featuring..

GREAT GRANDMA HORSEJERK ~ Lap Steel on Six Chickens In A Bag, Horns on Jacuzzi-A-Poozie and Sun Blip

JIM PULL ~ Violin on Cheese Farm and Sun Blip

JOEL MACHIELA ~ Backing vocals on All Day Sale At Searz, handclaps on Six Chickens

Music & Lyrics written and performed by M.A.R.C. & The Horsejerks
Tracks 3, 5, 7, 9, 10, 11, 12 recorded by Joel A. Machiela
@Nobody Recording
Tracks 2, 6, 8 recorded by Ben Thede @Ben's House
Track 4 recorded by Ben Thede and Joel Machiela @Ben's House and @Nobody Recording
Track 1 recorded by Dan O'Hara @Plural Mural and Joel Machiela @Nobody Recording

Front Cover concept Marc Horsejerk/Mandy Morgan
Graphic Design by Matthew Gannon
Back Cover painting by Shauna Groves


Mixed by Joel A. Machiela and M.A.R.C. & The Horsejerks
Mastered by Joel A. Machiela

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Enter the mystical & magically lonely world of M.A.R.C. Horsejerk, proud founder of the new & exciting genre "FRESH FARMCORE." As the reluctant heir to a "hands on" horse breeding ranch in Witherspoon, Greece, M.A.R.C. spends the sparse free time he has writing heartfelt song poems about the daily struggles of keeping the mortgage paid while scheming to destroy his mom's new fiance S.T.A.N. ... more

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