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Jacuzzi​-​a​-​Poozie

from Husbandry by M.A.R.C. and The Horsejerks

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"An angry little ditty about MARC's disrespectful, good for nothing neighbor CHAD who falsely fancies himself a carpenter and likes revving his buzzsaws at the crack of dawn in efforts to construct the shittiest excuse for a jacuzzi you will ever lay your eyes on."

lyrics

Da-da-la-da-da-da-da
Da-da-la-da-da-da-da
Da-da-la-da-da-da-da
Da-da-la-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da

You call that a jacuzzi
I call that a big fucking hole in your yard
I built this... A-poozie
My futon stretches out for yards

I found scenes that I'm losing
A battle I never cared about
I had it, Just a habit.. Just a fad.. It
Would never get my heart

Da-da-la-da-da-da-da
Da-da-la-da-da-da-da
Da-da-la-da-da-da-da
Da-da-la-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da

The bruises on the staining
My floozie all over my tarp
I love it, I hate it..
I used it then deflated it

It's working.. It's not twerking
Perks up it's ears and captures my..
Attention.. A pension..
A bench player trying to find the spark

Da-da-la-da-da-da-da
Da-da-la-da-da-da-da
Da-da-la-da-da-da-da
Da-da-la-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da


Easy on the gas
Only had cash on hand for one mask
Ripped right from my hands
All my thoughts shot out like rubber bands


It works me
Just like turkey
The Tryptophan surrounds my heart

Adult war
A swell burden
This turd end makes me feel a farce

You built your gigantic castle
Yer a fucking asshole
I hope it falls apart

Da-da-la-da-da-da-da
Da-da-la-da-da-da-da
Da-da-la-da-da-da....


Easy on the gas
Only had cash on hand for one mask
Ripped out from my hands
All my thoughts shot out like rubber bands

So we cut natures cord right from our bellies clean
Invested in mass electronics for online magazines
Now we dream in social media.. pictures of the past
Status updates, comment threads and Kim Kardashian's ass

Crammed into your mouth
All the polar bears are heading south
Look up towards the sky
If we can fly to mars then we won't die

So we cut natures cord right from our bellies clean
Invested in mass electronics for online magazines
Now we dream in social media.. pictures of the past
Status updates, comment threads and Kim Kardashian's ass

Every time you log it in
Those bastards know just where you been
How can you not stop?

You call that a jacuzzi
I call that a big fucking hole in your yard
You built your gigantic castle
Yer a fucking asshole
I hope it falls apart

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from Husbandry, released April 26, 2019

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M.A.R.C. and The Horsejerks Portland, Oregon

Enter the mystical & magically lonely world of M.A.R.C. Horsejerk, proud founder of the new & exciting genre "FRESH FARMCORE." As the reluctant heir to a "hands on" horse breeding ranch in Witherspoon, Greece, M.A.R.C. spends the sparse free time he has writing heartfelt song poems about the daily struggles of keeping the mortgage paid while scheming to destroy his mom's new fiance S.T.A.N. ... more

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