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Cheese Farm
04:02
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When cheese grows on trees
I'm singing "Sucka, Please"
Tonight I'm gonna take all the cheese nuts
Stack'em in a pile
Shove'em up yer butt with a smile
On my cheese stained lips
When cheese grows on trees
I'm singing "Mutha Fucker, Please!"
Tonight I'm gonna take all the cheese nuts
Stack'em in a pile
Shove'em up yer butt with a smile
On my cheese stained lips
All your moms were lesbians
And both your dads were gay
I'm just stuck here riding through my mind
Cruisin' a dream boat floating through the 70's prime
Hanging out w both your mom's
When cheese grows on trees
I'm singing "Sucka, Please"
Someday I'm gonna go out in the world and meet a girl
She's gonna walk straight up to me
With the breath of cheese..
With the breath of cheese..
And we'll make sharp cheddar, cheesy little breezy babies
All your moms were lesbians
And both your dads were gay
I'm just stuck here riding through my mind
On a dream boat floating through the 70's prime
Hanging out with both your moms
Hanging out with both your moms
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Buzzsaw Hoo-Haw
00:38
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Jacuzzi-a-Poozie
04:58
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Da-da-la-da-da-da-da
Da-da-la-da-da-da-da
Da-da-la-da-da-da-da
Da-da-la-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da
You call that a jacuzzi
I call that a big fucking hole in your yard
I built this... A-poozie
My futon stretches out for yards
I found scenes that I'm losing
A battle I never cared about
I had it, Just a habit.. Just a fad.. It
Would never get my heart
Da-da-la-da-da-da-da
Da-da-la-da-da-da-da
Da-da-la-da-da-da-da
Da-da-la-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da
The bruises on the staining
My floozie all over my tarp
I love it, I hate it..
I used it then deflated it
It's working.. It's not twerking
Perks up it's ears and captures my..
Attention.. A pension..
A bench player trying to find the spark
Da-da-la-da-da-da-da
Da-da-la-da-da-da-da
Da-da-la-da-da-da-da
Da-da-la-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da
Easy on the gas
Only had cash on hand for one mask
Ripped right from my hands
All my thoughts shot out like rubber bands
It works me
Just like turkey
The Tryptophan surrounds my heart
Adult war
A swell burden
This turd end makes me feel a farce
You built your gigantic castle
Yer a fucking asshole
I hope it falls apart
Da-da-la-da-da-da-da
Da-da-la-da-da-da-da
Da-da-la-da-da-da....
Easy on the gas
Only had cash on hand for one mask
Ripped out from my hands
All my thoughts shot out like rubber bands
So we cut natures cord right from our bellies clean
Invested in mass electronics for online magazines
Now we dream in social media.. pictures of the past
Status updates, comment threads and Kim Kardashian's ass
Crammed into your mouth
All the polar bears are heading south
Look up towards the sky
If we can fly to mars then we won't die
So we cut natures cord right from our bellies clean
Invested in mass electronics for online magazines
Now we dream in social media.. pictures of the past
Status updates, comment threads and Kim Kardashian's ass
Every time you log it in
Those bastards know just where you been
How can you not stop?
You call that a jacuzzi
I call that a big fucking hole in your yard
You built your gigantic castle
Yer a fucking asshole
I hope it falls apart
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Busy
02:05
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5. |
All Day Sale At Searz
01:17
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6. |
Tobias Don't Like It
00:24
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7. |
Sunblip
05:08
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8. |
Coma Crash
01:04
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Snooze Button
03:18
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10. |
Six Chickens In A Bag
06:53
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11. |
The Anchor
05:15
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12. |
Heart Shark
03:39
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M.A.R.C. and The Horsejerks Portland, Oregon
Enter the mystical & magically lonely world of M.A.R.C. Horsejerk, proud founder of the new & exciting genre "FRESH FARMCORE." As the reluctant heir to a "hands on" horse breeding ranch in Witherspoon, Greece, M.A.R.C. spends the sparse free time he has writing heartfelt song poems about the daily struggles of keeping the mortgage paid while scheming to destroy his mom's new fiance S.T.A.N. ... more
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